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Dear Benjamin:

This email is sent to confirm that you are eligible to participate in
the commencement ceremony on Sunday, June 29, 2008.  Information about
the ceremony is available at http://www.insertben'schoolhere.com/commencement/june.html.  This website contains
information about tickets, cap and gown ordering, and the schedule of
events.

Please note that your name will be listed in the commencement program
unless you inform the Registrar’s Office that you wish to participate
next year, instead.  This notification must be received in the
Registrar’s Office by April 6, 2008.  Students that are listed in this
year’s commencement program will not be eligible for future
commencement ceremonies.

Questions about tickets and event details should be directed to Event
Services.  Cap and Gown questions should be directed to the bookstore.
Questions about commencement eligibility should be sent to the
Registrar’s Office.

Tom
Associate Registrar
Ben's College
612-xxx-xxxx

This is strangely funny and yet somewhat comforting at the same time.